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cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

#bless

lacking-material:

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

#bless

keviinmeow:
peanutbutterandsquats:

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW FAR MY BOOTY HAS COME.

peanutbutterandsquats:

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW FAR MY BOOTY HAS COME.

5ft1:

giving head to a guy you actually like is such a joy, seriously

it’s like “thank you for making me laugh, i hope you like your tip at the back of my throat” 

thornprince:

slaveoftheflesh:

vinerva:

Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.

MOZART YOU LIL SHIT

SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

thornprince:

slaveoftheflesh:

vinerva:

Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.

MOZART YOU LIL SHIT

SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

why-so-obvious:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

I live for the applause, applause, applause

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*